Hilter Was A Nut Short

The dirty lyrics of a British song about Adolf Hitler are true, the tyrant only had one testicle.

The lyrics go like this;

“Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

The truth of the matter though the lost testicle wasn’t from his mother’s hands but from a combat injury.

The Sun reports:

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”

War veteran Johan Jambor told his priest about the ghastly injury in the 1960’s and the priest wrote down that dirty little tidbit.

Johan was a medic during World War One when Hitler was wounded during the Battle of the Somme.

A young Hitler was said to have been very noisy and screamed for help. He was dubbed “Screamer” by the other soldiers.

It is alleged that a Soviet autopsy on Hilter backs up the claim that Hitler was one nut short.

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