Opinion: Give Me A Steak and I Can Still Have Great Bed Gymnastics

Are you worried that the only way you can have fantastic sex is if you give up your hamburgers? Don’t be. Just because PETA is telling all their vegetarian friends that they are the blue ribbon winners in bed it’s not necessarily true.

Now we have to give the veggie bunch a nod at generally being fit but that isn’t the whole picture when it comes to gym time under the sheets. Just because a tape on the love of broccoli is hot doesn’t mean that the real stuff gets the same lovin as the green stuff.

Of course PETA has to make the adult claim that meat makes people “fat, sick, and boring in bed,” claiming that vegetarians are, “on average, fitter and slimmer than meat eaters” and that meat and dairy consumption is linked to impotence, heart disease, and obesity. Well yeah, it’s true some meat eaters are a bit porkier than others. Some meat eaters though are fine tuned muscle machines.

Now those lovely folks ala PETA may not ingest any meat but they also may be lacking in zinc. Now zinc helps bring up the levels of testosterone. If you don’t have the right testosterone level you tend to not really care a fig if you’re a mustang in bed. Vegetarian ladies can also be more prone to amenorrhea, vaginal dryness and a poor libido. Just because most vegetarians are slim doesn’t mean they really want sex anymore than anyone else. Or any less for that matter.

With that kind of news I think I will stick to my nice juicy steak and a lovely baked tater.

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