Rooftop Design a Mystery to Father For a Year

A year or so ago Rory McInnes, 18, decided to paint a large object on the roof of his family’s estate. In fact the young artist used white paint for a 60-foot penis to grace the manor.
McInnes of Hungerford, Berk may not be his father’s favorite child at the moment. The giant phallus stayed on the home’s roof until a helicopter spotted it and called the local newspaper.

Rory decided to do the art work after watching a documentary about Google Earth. He figured that a giant willy would help his parent’s £1million house stand out. After all Mum and Dad had just gotten the builders to finish up the perfect canvas, a flat roof.

The Sun rang up Andy McInnes, 54, to ask him about his rooftop decoration.

The Telegraph reports:

“It’s an April Fool’s joke, right? There’s no way there’s a 60ft phallus on top of my house.”

After talking to his four children Rory came clean. The lad is safe since his dad had to call him long distance in Brazil on a gap year.

Rory is safe for now but when he returns home his father has something special waiting for him. As his Mum told the Sun.

Rory’s mum Clare, 49, said: “We don’t want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying.”

Andy added: “We don’t want to lie in bed at night and hear couples at it above us.

“When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off.”


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