Couple Caught Having Sex On The Queen’s Front Lawn

There are some people who enjoy having sex in public places but most couples draw the line on doing the act on someone else’s front lawn. Not so for a couple in the UK who got down to business at Windsor Castle on Thursday.
The lusty couple bypassed Please Keep Off The Grass signs and got to action in full view of everyone, even had they been around the Queen’s Corgis.

The Guardian quoted witness Mark Robinson who watched the free sex show until the police came onto the scene.

“The officers told them to stop and the sight of the uniforms seemed to snap them out of it. They were unsteady on their feet and the guy pulled his trousers up and helped the girl put hers back on.

“The Japanese tourists were comparing their videos.”

The man finally pulled up his pants when the police arrived on the scene. He then did the gentlemanly thing and helped his lady friend with hers.

According to Monsters and Critics a source said:

“The queen was in residence at the time, but her private apartments are at the other end so she would have been blissfully unaware of it.

“But she was not particularly amused when, some years ago, a couple were caught bonking in a tree in her back garden ? Windsor Great Park.”

The couple was arrested and cautioned for outraging public decency. The couple is said to have been drinking.

Joy Taylor, 35, and Phil Carden, 30, are said to now be fearing the axe when their employers hear about their sexy romp.


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